On the Toilet

This morning I woke to a sunrise calling
It was a familiar feeling
I had to go to the toilet
So I got out of bed
 

Cause I don’t go in bed
I don’t go in nappies
I don’t go in undies
I don’t go in my pants
I only go to the toilet on the toilet
 

Today I was playing my favourite game
When I got that familiar feeling
I had to go to the toilet
So I got up and went
 

Cause I don’t go in bed
I don’t go in nappies
I don’t go in undies
I don’t go in my pants
I only go to the toilet on the toilet
I only go to the toilet on the toilet
 

Today I was running outside and playing
When I got that familiar feeling
I had to go to the toilet
So I stopped playing and went


I don’t go in bed
I don’t go in nappies
I don’t go in undies
I don’t go in my pants
I only go to the toilet on the toilet
I only go to the toilet on the toilet
 

This evening I was eating my favourite dinner
When I got that familiar feeling
I had to go to the toilet
So I stood up and went
 

Cause I don’t go in bed
I don’t go in nappies
I don’t go in undies
I don’t go in my pants
I only go to the toilet on the toilet
I only go to the toilet on the toilet
I only go to the toilet on the toilet
 

[Back to Lyrics]