ON THE TOILET


Today I was running outside and playing

When I got that familiar feeling

I had to go to the toilet

So I stopped playing and went

 

Cause I don’t go in bed

I don’t go in nappies

I don’t go in undies

I don’t go in my pants

I only go to the toilet on the toilet

I only go to the toilet on the toilet

 

This evening I was eating my favourite dinner

When I got that familiar feeling

I had to go to the toilet

So I stood up and went

 

Cause I don’t go in bed

I don’t go in nappies

I don’t go in undies

I don’t go in my pants

I only go to the toilet on the toilet

I only go to the toilet on the toilet

I only go to the toilet on the toile

This morning I woke to a sunrise calling

It was a familiar feeling

I had to go to the toilet

So I got out of bed

 

Cause I don’t go in bed

I don’t go in nappies

I don’t go in undies

I don’t go in my pants

I only go to the toilet on the toilet

 

Today I was playing my favourite game

When I got that familiar feeling

I had to go to the toilet

So I got up and went

 

Cause I don’t go in bed

I don’t go in nappies

I don’t go in undies

I don’t go in my pants

I only go to the toilet on the toilet

I only go to the toilet on the toilet